Wednesday, October 19, 2005
time to DIET ! !
Not again . I dun think i've never stop dieting as long as i can remember .
That's the typical life of every teenage girl , i guess .
But i seriously nid to do tis . Now dont you people reading this gimme the " OH . Its jus one of those stupid girls dieting again yada yada " look .
I HAVE STOP DIETING FOR 6 WHOLE MONTHS , thus explaining the accumulated fats arnd my neck .
I've been on a frenzy to lose the weight ever since i admitted to tt living hell ( it being my hostel ). Its been abt 6 months already . And I've put on like FIVE HEFTY KILOS and i tink i'm now at the HEAVIEST in my whole entire 16 yrs and 10 months of life .
Sad isnt it ? ?
And SCREW BEING SKINNY , because wads more sad ?
Its almost impossible to diet at all in Singapore .
Evrywhere you go there is food . They will be beckonin to me" hi irene , come eat me , i'm delicious ! ! ".
And who can you tell me, which sane human being can resist MILO DINOSAUR and CHEESE PRATA ? ? ?
Fuck diets .
We're not talking abt short-cut cheating methods lyk; popping liver-splintering slim 10 pills or liposuction on ur body fats , there're onli TWO ways to get slim.
1. be ANOREXIC lyk Lindsay Lohan
2. exercise and adopt a healthy diet made up of onli FRUITS N' VEGGIES .
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DO ANY OF ABOVE ? ?
So if you know of any other good methods to slim down , kindly email me or i'm afraid i'll resort to the following:
1. Sniff tt smelly thang whenever i feel lyk eating
2. destroy my tastebuds so i derived no pleasure in eating , not even OREO CHEESECAKE
3. PUKE after i eat up the whole refridgerator of junk food
From wad i noe , many people do 3) . Even celebs lyk Paris hilton etc .
And OH . If you're one of those slimming companies . ENDORSE ME ? ? PLEASE ? ? PLEASE ? ?
email me yea ?
That's the typical life of every teenage girl , i guess .
But i seriously nid to do tis . Now dont you people reading this gimme the " OH . Its jus one of those stupid girls dieting again yada yada " look .
I HAVE STOP DIETING FOR 6 WHOLE MONTHS , thus explaining the accumulated fats arnd my neck .
I've been on a frenzy to lose the weight ever since i admitted to tt living hell ( it being my hostel ). Its been abt 6 months already . And I've put on like FIVE HEFTY KILOS and i tink i'm now at the HEAVIEST in my whole entire 16 yrs and 10 months of life .
Sad isnt it ? ?
And SCREW BEING SKINNY , because wads more sad ?
Its almost impossible to diet at all in Singapore .
Evrywhere you go there is food . They will be beckonin to me" hi irene , come eat me , i'm delicious ! ! ".
And who can you tell me, which sane human being can resist MILO DINOSAUR and CHEESE PRATA ? ? ?
Fuck diets .
We're not talking abt short-cut cheating methods lyk; popping liver-splintering slim 10 pills or liposuction on ur body fats , there're onli TWO ways to get slim.
1. be ANOREXIC lyk Lindsay Lohan
2. exercise and adopt a healthy diet made up of onli FRUITS N' VEGGIES .
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DO ANY OF ABOVE ? ?
So if you know of any other good methods to slim down , kindly email me or i'm afraid i'll resort to the following:
1. Sniff tt smelly thang whenever i feel lyk eating
2. destroy my tastebuds so i derived no pleasure in eating , not even OREO CHEESECAKE
3. PUKE after i eat up the whole refridgerator of junk food
From wad i noe , many people do 3) . Even celebs lyk Paris hilton etc .
And OH . If you're one of those slimming companies . ENDORSE ME ? ? PLEASE ? ? PLEASE ? ?
email me yea ?
Irene tells it like it is | 11:34 AM