Well, at least i can occupy myself w/ smth at hm now tt i have probation.

Get this:
I was checkin out my blog n all tt when i got e shock of my life. Sum intriguing posts by a total stranger. Wads e nick again, sum superduper shit? i dun rmb.
Initially, i was glad 2 find out tt even pp i dunno r interested in my blog. But, haa. Guess wad i found out? I did sum work on friendster n all, turns out tt person is the fucked up ex-gf of my boi.

Whoa. or wad.

Haha. Wads amusing is tt she claims tt my blog resembles hers, n tt i snagged words or wadeva off it.
Immediately i did a rollin-on-the-floor-laughing-my-tight-perky-ass-off. Tis is bananas.
Well, 1st tinks 1st. I dun even noe such a person( or blog, in tis case) existed until jus now. And from wad i noe, she's so messed up she's possibly e worst gf in tis whole entire universe, no competition. ( Believe me, i found out more den wad i nid 2 noe).

Her blog pose a striking resemblance to mine. OH, n hu noes? C-ing how's she like, she's probably pulling the whole the-pot-callin-the-kettle black tink. Aft all, i've been blogging lyk 4eva.

Correct me if i'm wrong. Evry female species r bitches. Sum lyk me even proud 2b one, but i guess oni a lewd, real nasty n self-absorbed douche-bag hu discusses her ex-bfs on her blog, trying to twist e facts arnd n criticise the other party, saying they're simply NOT GOOD ENUf. When e truth is totally e opposite. Oni pp hu belong 2 tis catergory can b slutty enuf 2 emerge as e BIG BITCH. Wad can i say, i'm happy w/ who & how i am. *smiles

Enuf of hurling senseless brutal insults. Wad dumb-shit. I mean, obviously e person isnt using her brain at all. Well, use evry underhanded mean u can possbily tink of, but dun cum 2 me, stil having e cheek 2 accused e victim of doing e dirty work. Get over urself.
I feel terribly sorry tt u tink ur work isnt comparable 2 mine. I feel terribly sorry tt u had 2 resort 2 using disgusting unscrupulous methods cuz u tink ur work isnt good enuf. I'm terribly sorry for making u feel sore tt u r inadequate. ha. Dun try so hard.

Well, i cldnt care less abt losers lyk her. It doesnt bother me. But i was real pissed when senseless untrue accusations were thrown at me. So yea, kip trying. Sumday u'll say smth intelligent.

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Have a good laugh, but a warning: it can gross u out. i was.

Until then, happy reading~!

Ok, so mayb e title shld be 'fucked up AFTERNOON', c-ing how its already past one when i woke up but wad e hell. To me, morning=e time when i wake up, unless e sky outside my windows is already dark.

I didnt have enuf slp n my eyes hurt lyk FUCK.

But thnkfully, i have one tink tt jus made me overlook e fact tt my head's throbbing w/ pain from e lack of slp n all tt. And tt is my dear boi. *smiles

Well, ytd was my 1st day of e pre-sentence probation, tis whole tink lasting abt 20 days. Ytd was friday nite, he came calling on me in e evening n we spent a good 12 hrs together. Haha, which osho means tt he was stuck, lyk me, at home on a nice friday nite. When he could totally out having a good time, mayb even clubbing or wad. But he didnt. But of cuz, clubbing's totally out of e question since we've fully made tis promise to each other tt we cld oni go clubbing, together as a couple. N since ytd was lyk my 1st day, e thot of skipping out on probation didnt even cross my mind. Eh, it did. But ha, no worries. I noe beta now.
I rlly dun wish 2 put tim thru all tis, i mean i feel rlly bad. I mean, when we cld b lyk other couples r out doin e usual dating shiit, watchin scary movies at e last corner row of seats or making out at an isolated park in e late nite n all tt. U noe wad i mean. *sobs

But my dear boi seems 2b takin all tis easier den me, hmm probably bcuz he's been thru it b4. Or its rlly not tt bad, but i SERIOUSLY tink tis kinda life sucks, if i have to do tis 4 long-term. argh. Recallin how he's accompany me 4 e whole friday nite ytd jus bring tis stupid i'm-satisfied-with-myself smile to my face.

I jus love u my dear lil' golden pig. *blushes shyly

I rlly hope to get tis pre-sentence probation done n over with. Then there's my court day on e 24th tis month. Yes, jus fuckin throw me a fair sentence n MOVE ON ~ ~ !
I mean, i can rlly c how e Singapore government is makin use of e resources. From wad i noe, they're wasting it, makin a big deal out of my cases.
Its lyk NOTHING?! I didnt kill, i didnt put fire to my annoying neighbour next door, i didnt even bring harm to an ANIMAL. or wadeva.
Wad i did was i jus took a few tinks off e shelevs n conveniently 4gotten ( mayb intentional.) to pay 4 em.
TheySoDoNotHaveToThrowMeInTheLock-UpForHoursReleaseMeOnAHeavyBailThenChargeMeOnTheSubordinateCourt.
But they did. So jus get on w/ wad u wanna do n jus fuck off ya.

Speakin of probation, it reminds me my bitchy probation officer. She talks lyk she noe me, she judge me lyk she's seen me. In other words, she is a fucked up psychotic middle-aged woman left on e shelves 2 ROT. I dunno how old is she, i dun wanna noe. But she seemed lyk tt.
Argh.

So many upsetting tinks in my life.

Oni one 2 redeem it all: there's my darling boi. *smiles

Its 1540 and i'm at stuck at hm, sitting infront of tis black squared box in a daze. I've been on tis chair n staring in2 tis magical black box since i woke up. Ahhh *stretch arms *crack neck
I seriously dun tink tis is my cup of tea. I mean html n those IT stuffs, r SO not 4 me. I jus cant sit still 4 half a day (let alone e whole day=12hrs?) . I mean, no offense to those pp who CAN, but i rlly dun get tis. No life huh. I'm blabbering.

Perhaps i'm jus pissed tt i had 2 spent half a nite to get the correct html code, AND it to be in e rite place of the java script. Or wadeva u call tt ok? i dun wanna noe.

Or its jus bcuz its my 'time of e month' n i'm being a bitch.

Speaking of which, i feel lyk laughing. Hmm, tinkin of how i gave my darling boi a hard tyme tis couple of days. But hey, u cant blame me rite? ( Ha, another gr8 tink abt being a girl is tt, wadeva wrong u do, we can all jus tell u in ur face, matter-of-factly tt its jus 'THE TIME OF THE MONTH' and we get away w/ it.) WAhaha. But i stil do feel apologetic. So dear boy, thnx for bearing w/ my grouchiness & bitchiness. As for e latter, haha. Bear w/ it FOR LIFE. *winks

Isnt tt wad u love abt me? c: lol.

AhHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh *pull hair off head
N failed. haha, my precious hair. How could i? I'm stil struggling to grow them out. ICANNOTBELIEVEHOWSCATTERED-BRAINIAM! Yes, i lost the no. of my probation officer n i have not the slightest idea wads e time she's expecting me 2 call her 2day. *pouts
If there's one tink tt'll NEVER EVER CHANGE abt me, its my absent-mindedness!
My mind( or brain, in tis case) is constantly in absence and dun ask me why cuz i'm probably jus born tt way!!

I realized my tis blog entry consists of mainly jus my bitchy ramblings. haha. wadeva. be back at nite 4 a SeEeeerious one.

-out-

Finally. Alas. Phew phew. **wipes off beads of pespiration

I've completed my blog. It took me a whole afternoon n half e nite to get it done so it beta b rave reviews i get from u guys if not i'm gonna be so so sad. ahaha. not. I'm happy w/ wad i've done. Change e main picture to my own, so although, ALTHO tis skin is d/l, made by sum diorangel( i tink she's a GENUIS, i cld almost worship her. I'm a total nerd w/ html n all tt.), i did all i could to make it as original n authetic as possible( its not ez, trust me).

AHhhhhhh. U c, i havent blog for ages. I started lyk last yr, when tis blogging fad took over Singapore. Isit, it was then rite? ha, wadeva. hmm, last Feb? if i remember correctly.

I have so so so so much to write, but i'm not going to now. Or i cld blog on 4eva. Hmm, tink i'll spend tmr nite on tis one. 2 update evrytink since my last post in july? whoa, tts a whole 8 months. hmm, mayb, mayb not. haha.

Well, but here it is, wads new w/ me; Probation starts for me officially TMR!!! Yes, oh no. 2day, its nearly 3 in e morning already. Argh, curfew: 9am-7pm

WADS LIFE LYK TT???

hmm, ogay. Dear cumiing bedok 2 spend sum quality time w/ me ya? love u 2 bits. missing u.

Until den. . . Ciaoz.

I'm lovin' it!